Yeltsin was vacationing at the Dead Sea for the past few weeks prior to his death today and I just thought I would do some preemptive tabloid rumor control. No. He did not die because of the Dead Sea. That’s not why it’s called the Dead Sea. He came, he had a nice mud bath, talked with the King a bit and went home last week.

Now the two Russian couple that died in Ma’en a few days ago because of a landslide, well that was an act of God. But we should really do something about safety measures down there.




One Response to “Boris Yeltsin Did NOT Die Because of the Dead Sea”  

  1. 1 kinzi

    Yikes, he was on OUR side of the Dead Sea? I thought for sure we had a new conspiracy theory to ponder!

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