Disclaimer: The following post contains scenes of nudity and language that might be disturbing to some. Viewer discretion is advised. This is absolutely, the final snow-related post of the season unless this thing drags on for another week. But I just found this to be too funny not to publish. A friend of mine, Tina, spent the day creating snow people, both male and female. In the name of equality, the following is a photo essay, complete with her own photos and instructions on how to make a snow woman. Despite all the documentation, I don’t think this manual was designed for guys because for the life of me, I still can’t figure out how she got the underwear on. Anywho, enjoy.
STEP ONE: CHOOSE THE COOLEST SNOW BALL
STEP TWO: ACCEPT A LIL HELP FROM LOVED ONES, ITS ALL ABOUT SHARING
THESE CAN GO SOMEWHERE. JUST USE UR IMAGINATION!
STEP THREE: START FROM BOTTOM UP. MAKE SURE THERE IS ENOUGH SUPPORT OR ELSE SHE WILL FALL BACK AND DIE
STEP FOUR: BE NICE, THINK OF ALL THE DETAILS
STEP FIVE: USE THE TWO STOW BALLS FROM STEP TWO
STEP SIX: WORK IT OUT, GIVE HER THOSE EXTRA SMOOTH SIX PACKS THAT YOU NEVER HAD.
STEP SEVEN:A TUMMY TUCK TIGHT AND SCULPTURED
STEP EIGHT: HIPS HAPPEN, DOUBLE THE BUTT AREA FOR EXTRA BACKUP AND PAT LIGHTLY TO MAKE THIGHS
MAKE SURE THE HIPS DON’T LIE
STEP TEN: DOUBLE THE MAGIC
STEP TEN : THE BOOB JOB WITH THE FINAL FINISHING
STEP ELEVEN: THE NOSE JOB
STEP TWELVE: A CORRECTION NOSE JOB
STEP THIRTEEN : ACCESSORIZE
MY FAVORITE PART: MAKE HER UP DRAMATIC
DONT FORGET TO GIVE HIM A LOVING KISS. SHES TOO COLD FOR HIM NOW
HAPPY! THERE YOU ARE, A HAPPY COUPLE, YKHZI EL 3AIN!
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LOL! she’s a hottie! hope that snowman doesn’t melt fast
this is very funny. I like el mgali3.
lol great i love it nas!
she’s really talented Tina!!
couple faye3! looool
Tina is really talented, especially with forming that perfect Arab woman hips!
*those
While Jordanian celebrating the snow blizzard ,Filipino workers are crying for help from their Jordanian employers,we Jordanians don’t deserve freedom as long as ” foreign” workers are living in horrible condition.
secratea: lool i’m not an expert but i agree!
alurduni man…would you give it a rest already. ya3ni choose your spots. you’re like debbie downer or something. that’s your official name from now on: debbie downer. everytime debbie downer shows up, the crowd spirals into a cycle of depression.
and last time i checked, you dont’ even live in this country nor do you believe that we have “freedom”, so what the heck are you on about.
anyways, in case you missed it:
http://www.7iber.com/blog/2008/01/29/filipina-workers-in-jordan/
I’m loving my ass off! Really great!
Why did you get upset and offended Nas when I talk about sensitive and important issues? Iam just a messenger that want to spread the message, please don’t attack the messenger.
This is awesome … I love it
A cute twist on the good old snow(wo)man
Thanks for sharing
urduni: no, see, im not upset nor offended. you simply put, sometimes make me want to slit my wrists. you’re like the guy who talks death at a wedding.
listen, i like to talk about the serious issues as much as the next guy, but if i talked about them non-stop, or insisted on talking about them non-stop like you, then both i and my readers would eventually live very, very, very short lives.
LoL
this is by far the best snow creation I’ve seen! Hat tip to Tina!
In the name of equality, my sisters made a snow woman yesterday, but let’s just say she was more primitive, dressed in Eve-style tree-leaves skirt. They’ve been nagging and saying I should post photos, but I said I’m on blogging break, hehe
very cute! lots of work though…love the final look and the couple look just great.
I’m wondering, since they’re made out of snow, do certain…um…physical changes…happen to them when they are cold? Uh, never mind.
والله يا رجل يعني شو فيها لو تحدث الانسان عن الموت في عرس ، وعن عرس في جنازه،مهوا الحياه أخت الموت والموت أخو الحياه،مثل الموجب أخوالسالب، الحياه يا أخ نسيم بله زغره ديناميكيه متحركه ومتغيره دائما بدون توقف وليس لها شروط معينا
Cute snow people. And Tina is cute too. But what really caught my eye is the palm trees, in the snow. I’ve seen snow a lot, but I’ve never seen that.
loooooool freakin awesome
to bad they well melt soon
HEY! How come the snowman is all dressed up and the snow-woman is in her undies?
Equality my foot! Dress her up,Tina!
Grrr!
Dave, c’mon man. Get your mind out of the gutter! JujuBean thinks the snow boy looks like a ghost, but likes the snow girl alot.
Tololy, don’t get upset about the lack of equality… 1. can YOU imagine trying to dress her in lots of clothes and 2. she’s on her wa to the beach. I think you should be envious!
Thanks for posting these awesome pics, Nas. Love ‘em!
To Al Urdun Alhor
You really are a pain man ya3ni zahigtna its not the time ba3dain shoo feeha iza el nas inbastat bel talj, La2 lazem nog3od bil dar ou noltom ou nibki 3ala falasteen wil 3irak ou afganistan ou 7al 2el 2omeh 2el 3arabieh ou 2s3ar 2el banzeen etc,………… ou kaman 2el philipinos!!
Ya3ni mish fahem shoo 2elli biddak 2iyah ba3dain la 2enta 3ayesh bil 2ordon wala mbatek
shoo feeha iza 2el wa7ad inbasat shwai bi hal 3eesheh 2el msak’meh
3anhjad zahgetni!!
That is hilarious, u made me smile, nice art work
OH MY GOD NAS!
ya 3alaik!
I loved it, I’m still laughing
I sent the link of your post to all family and friends, hahaha!
nice work
p.s. i wanna touch tina’s coat
I made a very primitive one in the garden for the kids. wide base, and thinner top, mountianous look and no arms for sure nor face details… Tina should go commercial, if she has a 4×4, or people should drive her to desired locations…
I will buy if she considers selling
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey everyone!
check my site, Lina,Summer,Tololy…and everyone who liked my recreation Thanks 
First i’d like to thank Nas for posting:) and alll of you for your nice comments , glad everyone had a smile, Craig i like how you noticed the background as well, i love details:p ya i thinks its pretty ironic..and Ahmad , I do go commercial
Ammar,,,it is just amazing to see the responses i get when I post and comment on Nas’s blog and how people like you get irritated when I bring different angle to what it is being posted by Naseem or somebody else.
Having said that,you can sing and dance as mush as you want in the streets of Amman ,but the reality is and Iam afraid ,it is very sad reality that our society is ignoring this dilemma and i do appreciated some of Nassem intentions when he brings to his blog important and yet very very urgent focus on subjects such as poverty, government corruption ,accountability and foreign workers abuse in Jordan,and that’s good,and i appreciate that very mush, and I did not critise the what he posted or said something negative about the above post.but when i criticize Jordan or Jordanian for their lack of action on these problems some people like you get upset for what i commented on, why?
Alurdunialhur
3an jad garafetny! 3ef 3an rab il omme shway ya zalame! ya3ny shu feeha iza sakatet shway?
This is amazing, Tina you Rocks I mean you SNOW
good to know, I went through the website but did not get the portfolio to exhibit anything.. just for you to know or it might just be the firewall and proxy I have here at office.
Will give you a call during next snow.. A jordanian rumor says we will have another this wednesday, though nothing was recorded through websites or local forecasts. Rumors have their way in Amman, and will see about that
Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry cute
I love el magale3 o el 7ata eli 3a raso .. ehhe very nice idea .. keep it up guys.
Ithink the carrot on the snowMAN is in the wrong place!!!
Fantastic - you can certainly give us a lesson or ten here in Britain! You would think after hundreds of years of snow and absurdly long winters we would be utter aficionados in snow sculpturing… Alas, no: it’s still the blob for a head, a blob for the body, and a carrot wherever you please. Humbug, we are so uninspired!